Lu is better - I want a urinal

a new girlfriend of mine had a urinal installed in her guest bath. i thought it was funny but most likely functional..i just didn't know it yet.
i have now discovered what i'm sure all mothers of sons know......you must bleach the floor in front of your toilet for years to come after your son is potty trained.
I have been so disgusted this week...my bathroom was stinky...no matter what i did...took out trash and clean changing table....windex everything...and then....just as if the Lord Himself came down and thumped me on the head...i realized....that smell is PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!that stink is PEE....that is PEE coming from my son who is missing the toilet and it is on my floor....
OH GROSS!!!!!!!OH MAN......THIS IS A SECRET THAT OTHER MOMMYS NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT...

oh my gosh,,,,,,,,my bathroom smells like it belongs at a rock concert (well, hopefully not that bad but...)

SO...after mass today, V took K outside, Lu went down for a nap and i BLEACHED THE ENTIRE ROOM.....TOP TO BOTTOM, BASEBOARDS TO THROW RUGS....

and then.........when i was all done.....i just stood and enjoyed the smell of bleach...took my slippers off and enjoyed the nice clean floor....

and then.....
and then.....
in comes my son.....
"mom,,,,i have to go potty"

i know i need to act quickly...pulling down his pants and underpants hoisting him up to the seat...he proceeds to pee up and over the seat...and onto my sock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hm....wonder what one of those funny toilets cost???
what a brilliant lady my friend is eh???
If ever i build a house....i will request such an item...
it is a wise woman i think that makes this choice!!