i had to fill out a checklist at the therapist office.
one and half pages of 'on a scale of 1 - 5' you are bla bla bla

a typical type survey where it asks the same question more than one way
do you sleep more than usual
are you eating more than usual
are you anxious more than usual

after i had completed the survey i handed it over
the therapist took a minute to tally my results

she says..
well i was going to diagnose you as adjustment disorder but after reviewing your answers you fall in the category of trauma.

really
trauma

crap...
i must be crazy.